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Thursday, June 07, 2007

Moved. Moved Moved.

Sorry, guys we have moved to a new location

http://www.khulamanch.com/

we will no longer be blogging on this site.

Hope you will come see our new baby!

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Visit Pokhara 2007

Some louzy people gathered around a table, drank some wisky and said "Visit Pokhara 2007"

that way, we could fly to places see what we have bee missing.

Will Nepal get the tourists it deserve or will the people in tourism board get what they what - free flights and shopping in countries every where ?

i did a quick check on sites promoting nepal, this one really got to me,
so check it out
http://www.nepalvista.com/
and their blog has more info then the tourism board's website, it's here http://blog.nepalvista.com/

come to nepal, enjoy the beauty, and say "No" to the guys at tourism board for spending too much for free tickets and free shopping abroad!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Do you agree with me?

Dear readers,
Even though, I have been beaten out of my expectation time and again, I have one more expectation which I sincerely believe won’t fail me out at this time. I have analyzed all the possible factors this time and have come into the conclusion that the historic peace process which is on the table will be successful now. One reason I am positive about the peace process is that leaders are well aware of consequences of previous failures. They know that there is nothing at this point more important than peace to eradicate the fear psychosis out of the people’s mind. They also know that a country’s progress can’t be imagined when the same country people involve into killing each others. There is no doubt the leaders have understood how unimaginable it is to have duel government in the same country. Leaders have already drawn the sympathy from the public by demonstrating solidarity among them. What a move indeed!
Earlier I have had stupid and baseless expectations. My first expectation was a smooth progress of the country once the democratic government began to work. There I was wrong. I had thought that the development works were not possible with prevalent corrupt bureaucracy. So what I expected was drastic measures by the government toward this issue. I didn’t know it was an inclusive democracy that we had implanted. So I had to correct myself about this notion and welcome soft corner attitude of the government even toward corrupt population. Opposite to my expectation, this step of the government began to work well. In fact the country began to see more new rich faces. It really meant a lot to have one more Nepali as a rich person in the poor most country like ours. My mind began to fly by the view that time for the people like me was numbered too. My day dreams continued until I came to know that Nepal was getting richer in foreign debt. I had so many expectations of that sort which I don’t want to list them here, (I am sure you had them too), Needless to say, so many disappointments have left me no room for any more to desire. But as I have mentioned earlier, the present expectation is based on serious calculations. Since real human beings learn from mistakes, I think leaders are intelligent human beings and they must have learned more than the ordinary public on what good to do next.
Don’t you think leaders are dead serious about establishing peace in the country?

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Will you run the race??

The first king of Nepal had run the race to own the country. Upon winning the race, Dravya Shah had been awarded with the title King. But at that time the king was young and had pretty much the chance to win the race and didn't mind to take a risk.
If the race has to be run to protect the title at this time the King is too old to do. Except a few, most of his opponents are younger. Though he might outrun GP, there is a faint chance to do so to Prachanda who is fairly active, young and has the experience of running peaks and vallys over the years. So it's not fair to ask the king to run the race like his ancestor. The only chance to win the race would be to ambush the other. But the present media is far too active in bringing such conspiracy news to the public. The best trick to the king would be to open up a party and run the election race. The good thing is it doesn't require physical race. There is a great chance to win the title back .
Good luck!!

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Episode 4: Good Breakfast.....

Khulamanch is tanatan today. Everyone in the mass appears to be rejoiceful.The stage is the replica of the previous stages. Frontliners have held cameras and some have microphone in their hands. This is not the Amsava, but press conference of Summit talk. Speakers are not expected to come on the stage anytime soon since the delegations are determined to bring the talk into conclusion and have too many agendas to discuss about. Yet the early arrival of the crowd and age long patience demonstrated by them certainly marks the importance of the event.

This is dusk now. The crowd has more than doubled in four hours. All have their eyes focused on the stage.
At this moment two speakers appear on the stage waiving hands to the crowd and faint smile on their faces.
Then one of them moves forward to speak on the microphone:
Ladies and gentlemen,
"Thank you for your patience. I can see how eager you are to hear the outcomes of today's summit talks. We have resolved all the issues proceeding to the peace process. The good thing about the talks is that both the parties have agreed to hold the next level of summit talks on the Arms management. We have also agreed to dissolve the parliament as soon as this issue has been resolved. Thank you."
Wherein joins the second speaker:
"Ladies and gentlemen, we were positive toward establishing peace in the country . Further, we were able to come to the agreement in the issue of dissolving the present parliament, forming interium government, and holding the election to the constituent assembly as soon as possible. We have also assuered that parallel government in the part of the country would not be an obstacle to the above mentioned agendas. Thank you"
"This is opposite to what we expected!!!!!" echoes the voice collectivly from the crowd as it disperses.

Friday, September 08, 2006

Episode 3: Celebration

It is a day of celebration in Khulamanch. Very few have hardly managed to gather to watch the show. They turn their eyes confused over the sight of one of the characters in a wedding costume:
Character first: I am very much excited. Very much
Second Character: What's that for?
First: I am getting married!
Second: (confused) Wait, you already have a wife, don't you?
First: She left.
Second: Oh really? You are so ugly. Who is going to marry you?
First: Another ugly person.
Second: Oh yeah, who that would be?
First: A gay friend of mine

The Crowd Disperses Cursing the couple.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Episode 2 .An Irony..

Bonafied folks,
As you know the history of Nepal, you probably know our countributions . Since the first of the 11th generation we have been craving for the golden Nepal. Unfortunately we have not been able to achieve that. But our efforts are on. We had the tradition to take the family matters first, so building Nepal was always postponed. But don't take it negatively. At this point family issues have been solved. We have no power struggle in the family.
As we were about to launch massive construction projects all over Nepal, we have realized we are endangered. Unlike other endangered species our values are downgraded everyday. Though we have made alternative arrangements we have no desire to leave this land where we got so much respect and love. Too late though we have realized our follies. To error is human, to forgive is divine.
We beg your mercy...
The crowd disperses peacefully chanting: not to error is Leaderly, not to forgive is democratic movement.